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YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS ! ! ! No really, you can't touch it! It's locked up, LOL! And yes, that is a steel belt with real locks that I'm wearing. Live it, learn it, love it! I already have a ' ', but who knows, if we have chemistry, just maybe, I'll let you be my . ;) Fun and joking aside, I am a professional, classy, successful SWM 45, in search of a lady-friend to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . walk me after meals, play video with me, tell me how her yoga or aerobics class went, show me the best ways to stretch after going for a walk, let me brush her long brown hair at night, go to see a good movie with me, spank me when I'm a bad boy, let me buy sexy outfits for you and wear them for me, read one of my books to me, spend time making each other laugh, take turns giving each other gentile but firm massages after we have gotten to know each other, watch The Walking or Game of Thrones with me, treat me the way she would want to be treated. The NAME of the female lead character from the book 'Fifty Shades of ' should be in the subject line of your , along with a well written, thoughtful . That will help you collar this catch of the year! By the way, if you have no sense of humor and you found none in my post, you may consider passing me by. :) Your get more of me, not the other way around. Short, mysterious, or shallow may get lost in the shuffle.

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