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Something more than a hook up but not quite a girlfriend At the moment I am not really looking for a girlfriend, but I don't want to just hook up with someone for a casual fuck either. I'm looking for something in between, at least for now. I guess I'm looking for someone to hang out with, whether it's going out or staying in. When you've got , weed, food, beer/wine, a nice place to cuddle up, and two hot bodies that can have all of fun together, sometimes going out just seems so not worth it. I have a lot going on right now so a big chunk of my energy and time is tied up in other endeavors. And I don't run across a lot of available girls in my day to day life. So, hello . I really miss intimacy and having a cute face to look at when I go out to dinner, because my guy friends aren't that attractive to me and if I'm alone, well no one is attracted to chairs. Or maybe someone is. It's a strange planet. But I'm not, so you can cross off that fetish. No, chairs aren't for me. They lack emotion and depth. And they are really hard to make out with. This is what happens when my mind runs loose writing a ad, absurdities are inevitable. If you're OVERLY grounded in things that are concrete and factual, I may seem a bit silly to you. The strangeness in my brains cannot be . As for my own particular details...I'm a college graduate working a couple jobs, I have my own place and live alone, and when I'm not at my day job I'm at home working on projects (graphic design is my other job...it's not my REAL job yet because it doesn't fully pay the bills, so I work a day job full time to take care of things like having a place to live and food so I don't die). Or I'm either one of my many dazzling skillsets (not that dazzling), working out, reading, drawing, zoning out reading crap online, or getting hooked on whatever show I've recently discovered on . I just finished season of Walking and I liked it. I'm hoping they have season two of American Story soon. First one was cool. I'm a good looking guy, I take care of myself, I'm in good shape, I'm not a serial or codependent or smelly, unavailable, overly macho, hairy, or infested with vermin. So that should at least give you a sense of some relief. I do tend to bite, and sometimes I will eat people. I struggled with that for years but I am who I am. If you feel me nibbling on you too hard just smack me. I'll stop. I promise. Maybe. Already I have a feeling this ad will attract no one, or someone too weird even for me. So if you are a cute girl around my age or younger and have your shit somewhat together as well as a sense of humor, similar interests and needs as far as a relationship goes, and found this ad at least mildly amusing for 15 seconds, then hit me up and let's see what happens.

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